sports centred
sports luxed

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sports centred adj. A drinker who treats the passage to the stairs as a multi-event indoor competition. sports clubbed adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at coordination becomes a team activity requiring equipment and officials.
sports coated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a borrowed jacket seem suitable for all weather and all occasions. sports creamed adj. The state of being drunk and applying warming remedies to muscles that have merely misplaced their coordination. sports dayed adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches each staircase as an athletics event with unreliable rules. Redginald got sports dayed and attempted the stairs under an invented points system. sports drinked adj. The drunkenness of one who replenishes water and energy only after the body has abandoned both. sports entertainmented adj. Reduced by drink to a rehearsed spectacle of competitive movement, especially when negotiating a doorway. sports fanned adj. Softened by drink into addressing every stranger as an affectionate supporter of one’s balance. sports fielded adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every flat surface as suitable ground for a sporting attempt. sports finalled adj. Loosened by drink into delivering the day’s last results from the top of the stairs, without having attended the events. Emeterio became sports finalled and announced the coat rack had won by a narrow margin. sports gamed adj. Emboldened by drink to simulate a sporting contest with furniture, obstacles and no working controls. Trendell got sports gamed and attempted to dribble a cushion through the kitchen. sports gatheringed adj. Slowed by drink to assembling sporting information one blurred result at a time. sports grounded adj. Drunk and unable to cross the room without treating the carpet as a playing surface. sports halled adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary corridor requires the full width of an indoor athletics building. Favour got sports halled and used both walls to negotiate the narrow passage. sports jacketed adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish formal clothing from protective equipment when faced with stairs.
sports luxed adj. Having drunk more than the evening permits, and travelling home in borrowed finery and activewear.
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