sports medicined
sportscaped

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sports medicined adj. Drunk in a way that produces a sporting injury from ordinary standing and an immediate amateur diagnosis. sports ministered adj. Drunk to a degree that government-level intervention seems appropriate for the management of one’s knees.
sports paged adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every stumble into a front-page sporting report. Sedney became sports paged and gave the staircase a sensational headline. sports physiologied adj. Drunk on the strength of an untested theory about muscles, gravity and why the stairs keep moving. Eitan got sports physiologied and explained his collapse in terms of rotational force. sports prototyped adj. Drunk since last orders, and resembling an experimental racing machine whose steering has not yet been fitted. sports scienced adj. The drunkenness of one who calculates the body's route home by exertion, distance and recovery time. sports supplemented adj. Reduced by drink to treating each round as performance fuel and the bar as a training facility. sports taped adj. Softened by drink into binding every loose part of the journey home with reassuring strips. sports writered adj. Sharpened by drink into filing a report on each round, including substitutions at the bar. sports-luxed adj. Drunk and dressed as though the gymnasium had retained a very expensive solicitor. sportsaholicked adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge strangers to contests that end at the cloakroom. sportsballed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every delay, stumble, and missing bus to one dismissive athletic category. sportsbettinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each sporting wager requires careful rereading. Ermira was sportsbettinged and studied the fixture list as though it were legal paperwork. sportsboated adj. Drunk and cutting through the pavement crowd as though the route home were a racing course. sportsbooked adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining drink is treated as a wager against sobriety. Leilahni got sportsbooked and bet her umbrella on whether last orders had actually begun.
sportscaped adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub, pavement and taxi rank for one continuous playing environment.
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