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sportsificationed adj. Having drunk enough to assign winners and losers to every stage of leaving the pub. Anagh got sportsificationed and declared the coatroom queue the evening's decisive contest. sportsluxed (/spɔːtsˈlʌksd/) adj. Drunk to the point where exercise appears merely another branch of luxury retail. Karieliz became sportsluxed and appraised the bar stools as though selecting performance furniture. sportsman's betted adj. Drunk enough to stake one’s honour on a matter no money would dignify. sportsmanlinessed adj. Drunk past the point of gracious defeat, though still ceremonially shaking hands with the furniture. Anteria became sportsmanlinessed and congratulated the coat stand on a deserved victory. sportsmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every walk to the bar as a competitive event. Samayia got sportsmanned and timed the journey from the dartboard to the pumps. sportsmanshipped adj. Drunk beyond fairness, magnanimity and the belief that losing gracefully remains administratively possible. sportsmedicined adj. Drunk, with the result that every stumble receives a clinical explanation and a proposed rehabilitation programme. sportspeaked adj. Drunk in a way that converts every household task into a decisive second-half performance. Dolce went sportspeaked, calling the retrieval of ice a bold tactical substitution. sportspersonned (/spɔːtspɜːsənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary movement is attempted as a competitive event. sportspersonshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that courtesy towards opponents survives, but only in official language. sportsplexed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a complete recreational facility, including zones for spectators. sportstered adj. Drunk on the strength of an engine, a leather jacket, and a regrettable sense of momentum. sportswashed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the evening as a respectable programme of public entertainment. Tailen was sportswashed, presenting last orders as a respectable programme of public entertainment. sportswashinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and using sporting spectacle to distract from the evening’s administrative failures. sportswatchinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and watching any moving image as though it were a fixture of consequence. sportsweared adj. Still drunk, and dressed for exertion despite having undertaken none since entering the premises. Xenophon remained sportsweared, technically prepared for a run that had been postponed indefinitely.