spot prized
spot-kicked

S - Page 1981

spot prized adj. Describing a drinker who awards immediate honours to whoever happens to enter the room. Alucard got spot prized and presented the newcomer with a coaster as the evening's champion. spot reductioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that one more drink will improve precisely the least satisfactory part of you.
spot removered adj. Having drunk enough to remove one small problem by creating a conspicuous one elsewhere. Candias became spot removered and scrubbed the wine stain with a napkin soaked in more wine. spot reported adj. You have drunk enough to announce every minor observation as though headquarters required it immediately. spot stroked adj. You are drunk and confidently choosing the most difficult route to an otherwise simple conclusion. spot tested adj. Of a drinker: testing every assertion with a fresh opinion and no supporting evidence. spot the balled adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the obvious and now expects everyone else to help locate it. spot the differenced adj. Describing a drinker who confidently finds discrepancies between statements that were identical. spot traded adj. A drinker who purchases the next round at its current price and expects delivery immediately. spot welded adj. A drinker so far gone that two unrelated people are joined by one emphatic introduction. spot weldinged adj. The condition of a drinker who applies pressure repeatedly until two passing thoughts become one. Sheretta was spot weldinged, pressing each new idea against the last until neither could move. spot-backed antshriked adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently attacks the conversation from a small, well-marked position. spot-billed pelicanned adj. Reduced by drink to making broad, deliberate decisions with a bill-like certainty. Berin went spot-billed pelicanned and scooped every remaining canapé into one decisive napkin. spot-breasted lapwinged adj. Softened by drink into crossing the room repeatedly while mistaking interruption for purpose. spot-checked adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a cursory morning inspection and overlook the principal findings.
spot-kicked adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly punished by ordinary household distances.