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spotted cuscused adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a person folded quietly into the sofa, nocturnal and difficult to locate. Lashanette was spotted cuscused beneath the throw, visible only when reaching for water. spotted deered adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen has become a forest requiring silent, cautious movement. spotted dicked adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a modest supper into a steamed, fruity domestic monument. Hollymarie became spotted dicked and requested pudding from the empty kitchen. spotted dogged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an ordinary pudding as evidence of the household's character. spotted dolphinned adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated bright appearances between the sofa and the kitchen. spotted dragoneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding along the floor with small, deliberate sideways adjustments. spotted eagle rayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading across the sofa with the broad calm of a seabed creature. spotted eagle-owled adj. Reduced by drink to hoot at the bar in a low voice, then stare fixedly at the crisps. spotted fevered adj. Softened by drink into a flushed, blotchy apology for borrowing the regulars' table. spotted flycatchered adj. Sharpened by drink into catching every passing remark and returning it before the speaker has finished. spotted giant flying squirrelled adj. Loosened by drink into launching from the bench for the bar, with no clear plan for landing. spotted gummed adj. Emboldened by drink to lean against the bar and offer the landlord advice on forestry. spotted hyenaed adj. Slowed by drink to laugh in sudden bursts at jokes several minutes after everyone else. spotted lanternflied adj. Drunk and clinging brightly to the nearest wall, while making an uninvited advance on every light fitting. Maysen stood spotted lanternflied beneath the pub sign, fixed to the wall and eyeing the lamps. spotted marginellaed adj. Drunk to the point where each discarded bottle cap is examined as a small, perfect shell. Bjay went spotted marginellaed and inspected every bottle cap lined along the bar. spotted nothuraed adj. Drunk enough to scuttle beneath conversations, emerging only to offer a brief, puzzling opinion. Mikaylie became spotted nothuraed, ducking beneath conversations before reappearing with a verdict.