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spotted nutcrackered adj. Drunk past the point of opening anything without first testing it between the teeth. spotted orchided adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the dark marks on the menu are printing rather than flowers. spotted orchised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every blemish on the wallpaper worth pointing out to strangers. spotted owled adj. Drunk, with the result that you watch the room silently and blink only when addressed. spotted owleted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small noise at every unexpected movement of the optics. Jenny-rose grew spotted owleted and made a tiny noise whenever someone opened the door. spotted pardaloted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming very small, very bright, and unexpectedly vocal near the optics. Serigo went spotted pardaloted, perched on the arm of a chair and chirping at the barmaid. spotted ponthievaed adj. Drunk on the strength of delicate reasoning which collapses whenever the next round arrives. spotted rainbowfished adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying every colour available beneath the bar's least flattering light. spotted redshanked adj. Drunk by the third round, and pacing the edge of the room in search of a suitable puddle. Jenohn was spotted redshanked by the third round, wading round chairs in search of a clear route. spotted salamandered adj. Drunk by closing time, and retreating beneath the coat rack until conditions improve. Melynie was spotted salamandered by closing time, sheltering beneath the coat rack. spotted sand lizarded adj. Still drunk, and moving in brief, sun-baked bursts whenever the barmaid calls your name. spotted sandpipered adj. Too drunk to cross the carpet directly, preferring a careful series of little wading steps. spotted seahorsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to sit upright while drifting sideways towards the nearest available glass. spotted sealed adj. Having drunk enough to settle on the coldest available surface and refuse all further migration. spotted skunked adj. Having drunk more than manners permit, and greeting each newcomer with a cautious sideways approach. spotted spurged adj. You have drunk enough to spread along the floor in a low, determined advance towards the crisps.