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spottinged adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every blemish on the wallpaper for a deliberate pattern. spottled adj. You have drunk enough to regard an improvised smoking apparatus as an item of domestic engineering. spottoed adj. You are drunk and announcing yellow cars with the solemnity of a national census. Elyas was spottoed, shouting about a yellow hatchback three streets after the game had ended. spouged (/spuːd͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker: blending two musical traditions at length, before requesting silence for the journey home. spounavirused adj. Of a drinker who has become infectious with enthusiasm, though the only outbreak concerns another round. spousaged adj. Describing a drinker who has solemnly proposed, with no identified object beyond the remaining peanuts. spousal supported adj. A drinker so far gone that financial assistance is discussed, principally to settle the taxi fare. spousalled (/ˈspaʊzəld/) adj. A drinker who treats the evening as a marriage ceremony, complete with vows to the last pint. Teneeshia was spousalled and promised eternal fidelity to the pub before closing time. spousebreached adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing an affair to everyone at the table, including the spouse. spoused (/spaʊ̯sd/) adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the nearest acquaintance as a lifelong partner in misjudgement. spousedomed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every nearby couple as a model for your own future. Esmai-rose became spousedomed and asked the newly engaged couple for practical advice. spousehooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and referring to a casual companion as though wedlock had been quietly agreed. spouselessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the absence of a partner everyone else's administrative concern. spousessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the nearest woman as though a ceremony had already taken place. spousewared adj. Still drunk, and monitoring companions with the quiet suspicion of someone who has installed a programme for it. spousificationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish parental affection from marital obligation, and requiring intervention from the rest of the table. Nargis became spousificationed and asked the eldest child to share the bed.