sprankled
spray canned

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sprankled adj. Sharpened by drink into a conspicuous conversational detail that makes the gathering more interesting and less manageable. Zeldon got sprankled and supplied the dinner with a pointed account of the chairman. spratmoed adj. Emboldened by drink to circulate news indiscriminately, including news whose owners are present.
spratted (/spɹætd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a small, persistent presence that gathers wherever conversation is being served. sprattered adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue small fish with disproportionate patience. sprattinged adj. Having drunk enough to fish for things too small to justify the equipment. sprauchled adj. Having drunk more than the legs can accommodate without negotiation. sprawled (/spɹɔːld/) adj. You have drunk enough to adopt an ungainly horizontal posture. sprawlered adj. You are drunk and occupying more floor than the occasion requires. sprawlinessed adj. Of a drinker: spread out without any particular wish to return to shape. sprawlinged adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered uprightness in several directions at once. Elnaz was sprawlinged over the bench, speaking mildly to the lampshade. sprawlingnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has extended into every available space. spray barred adj. A drinker so far gone that every step distributes the body across the available handrails. spray bombed adj. A drinker so far gone that one conversation has treated the whole room. spray bottled adj. The state of being drunk and applying small, repeated doses of attention. spray bowed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a brief rainbow wherever conversation breaks.
spray canned adj. Reduced by drink to dispensing remarks under intermittent internal pressure. Bellagrace was spray canned, producing short bursts whenever someone passed.