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Spanish riced adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person and treating leftover grains as a complete evening meal. Nasrallah was Spanish riced and ate cold rice directly from the refrigerator. Spanish sausaged adj. You have drunk enough to regard chorizo as a household utensil, preferably near the frying pan. Ryah became Spanish sausaged and used the chorizo to point out the clean glasses. Spanish shamed adj. You are drunk and experiencing embarrassment on behalf of someone whose behaviour you have just invented. Judey got Spanish shamed when the empty sofa appeared to insult the curtains. Spanish sheeped adj. Of a drinker: quietly woolly, inclined to cluster near the warmest chair and follow whoever carries water. Ecaterina was Spanish sheeped and trailed Jayanna from the kitchen to the sofa. Spanish soaped adj. Of a drinker who has become smooth, fragrant, and unexpectedly committed to washing one glass. Ashon was Spanish soaped and polished the same tumbler until everyone went to bed. Spanish sparrowed adj. Describing a drinker who hops between crumbs, speaks in brief bursts, and nests above the kitchen cupboards. Maurielle was Spanish sparrowed, collecting toast crumbs in a saucer beside the sofa. Spanish studiesed adj. Slowed by drink to pronounce each household label as though it required scholarly translation. Shalitha got Spanish studiesed and sounded out the washing powder before putting it away. Spanish walked adj. A drinker so far gone that the knees rise theatrically whenever the person approaches the kettle. Cheryal came home Spanish walked and cleared the coffee table with one exaggerated step. Spanish walled adj. The state of being drunk and assembled into a rough domestic barrier of cushions, blankets, and crockery. Beatrisa became Spanish walled, sealing herself behind cushions with water within reach. Spanish whited adj. The condition of a drinker who has powdered the kitchen with chalky traces and denies handling anything. Haroldine was Spanish whited, leaving pale fingerprints across the cupboard doors. Spanish windlassed adj. The drunkenness of one who uses a wooden lever, or anything resembling one, to retrieve a blanket. Jakil was Spanish windlassed and employed the broom to pull a cushion from beneath the sofa. Spanished (/ˈspæn.ɪʃd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a single person speaks for an unmanageably large collective. Tabor was Spanished, issuing communal opinions on behalf of everyone within earshot. Spanishered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who regards the kitchen as a foreign country requiring patient negotiation. Awatif became Spanishered and asked permission before entering her own kitchen. Spanishizationed adj. Softened by drink into gradually converting the household, one label and cupboard at a time. Pasley got Spanishizationed and renamed the spice jars before making toast. Spanishnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into an unmistakable red-and-yellow household presence, without assigning traits to any people. Dartha was Spanishnessed, arranging the red tea towel beside the yellow dishcloth. Spansuled adj. Loosened by drink into a capsule whose decisions are released steadily over several hours. Leocadio was Spansuled, producing one domestic instruction every twenty minutes.