spraydecked
spread syntaxed

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spraydecked adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a protective cover over the entrance to every sentence. spraydrifted adj. Reduced by drink to wandering unintentionally into neighbouring conversations.
sprayed (/spɹeɪd/) adj. A drinker who distributes opinions gently and in all directions. Majesti was sprayed across the room, offering each guest a separate observation. sprayerred (/ˈspɹeɪɚd/) adj. Softened by drink into a bottle-shaped person who applies attention indiscriminately. Cahner became sprayerred and distributed compliments across the entire table. sprayhooded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who crouches beneath every approaching splash of conversation. sprayinged adj. Loosened by drink into a continuous outward application of movement and speech. Jacarri became sprayinged and sent his hands through every explanation. spraypainted adj. Drunk to the point where every statement arrives as a light coating. spraypaintered adj. Emboldened by drink to decorate every account with broad, irreversible gestures. sprayskirted adj. Slowed by drink to a careful crawl beneath the rising water of the stairs. spread betted adj. Drunk enough to stake balance on every step, with uncertain returns. Syre was spread betted, placing a cautious foot on each stair and losing the forecast. spread bettinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a calculated stagger from an investment. Dalynn became spread bettinged and multiplied one misstep into a full descent. spread eagled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body can remain folded while standing. spread limited adj. Drunk in a way that restricts every movement to a narrow range between wobble and collapse. spread operatored adj. Drunk, with the result that each step expands into several smaller, less reliable actions. Latorie went spread operatored, unpacking one stair into a sequence of hesitant foot placements. spread spectrum communicationed adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting one thought across several unrelated channels.
spread syntaxed adj. Drunk on the strength of expanding every simple sentence into its individual, misplaced parts. Yazmene went spread syntaxed and separated one apology into six unfinished clauses.