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spread tailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding both arms wide for balance like a displaying bird. spread-eagleismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and boastful enough to annex the whole conversation. spreadabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and remarkably easy to distribute across chairs, walls and stairs. spreadabled (/ˈspɹɛdəbəld/) adj. Softened by drink into something that can be applied broadly, preferably to the wrong coat. Tailyr got spreadabled and buttered the cloakroom tickets before anyone noticed. spreadationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a banquet-seeking appetite, with last orders treated as an appetiser. spreadboarded adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs proceed by rollers rather than intention. Marbeth was spreadboarded, limbs rolling towards the exit with little apparent intention. spreadeagleismed adj. Emboldened by drink to boast patriotically while missing the last train home. spreadeaglismed adj. Slowed by drink to a boastful crawl, requiring several minutes to salute the departing bus. Airyn grew spreadeaglismed and missed the bus while explaining its national importance. spreaded (/spɹiːdd/) adj. Drunk and extending across several chairs, conversations and available routes home. spreadeed adj. Drunk and treating every available surface as the proper destination for another round. Nolie got spreadeed and rested each fresh drink on a different windowsill. spreader barred adj. Drunk enough to keep two matters apart, particularly the coat and its owner. Gertrudis was spreader barred and placed one sleeve on each of two unrelated chairs. spreader diapered adj. Drunk past the point of trusting yourself with either trousers or the journey home. spreader pantsed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, reduced to advancing by a compulsory arrangement of the legs. spreadered (/ˈspɹɛdɚd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every person nearby is recruited into extending the evening. spreadied adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a broad, yielding surface wherever the evening deposits you. spreading elmed adj. Drunk, with the result that you stand branching widely in the doorway and resemble a tree.