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spreading gooseberried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you thorny, sprawling and unexpectedly difficult to gather. spreadinged (/ˈspɹɛdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that distributes the evening across several pubs, coats and unfinished conversations. spreadingnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of tending outwards, particularly whenever a chair or wall is available. spreadmarted adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate system that has become too large to operate. spreadovered adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining duties so that nobody leaves promptly. spreadsheeted (/ˈspɹɛd.ʃiːtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and tabulating the evening instead of participating in it. spreadsheetered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to organise the departure with formulas and conditional formatting. spreadsheetinged adj. Still drunk, and applying tables to the journey home long after the figures ceased to help. spreadwinged adj. Too drunk to fold yourself away, standing with arms angled from the body like resting wings. spreaghed adj. Having drunk enough to regard unattended belongings as a legitimate harvest on the way home. spreathed (/spɹiːθd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and conducting a raid on the coat stand. sprecheried adj. Drunk and treating every acquired coat, receipt and discarded umbrella as part of the night's inventory. sprechgesanged adj. You are drunk and delivering the departure instructions somewhere between speech and song. spreckled adj. Drunk enough to regard every minor facial mark as a matter for scholarly classification. spredded adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at standing produces a fresh distribution of limbs. Carmichael went spredded and required the banister, wall and coat stand in succession. spree killered adj. Drunk beyond the point at which consecutive indiscretions seem to require separate locations. Janiaha was spree killered, requiring separate locations for each successive social indiscretion.