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spring constanted adj. A drinker who returns to the same posture with measurable force whenever upright movement is attempted. spring danced adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning-after movements resemble a folk dance performed without rehearsal. Siraj came downstairs spring danced, marking each stair with an uncertain seasonal flourish. spring ephemeraled adj. The state of being drunk and briefly vigorous at breakfast before becoming dormant for the rest of summer-sized morning. Jadereon was spring ephemeraled, lively over toast and asleep before the plates were cleared. spring equinoxed adj. The condition of a drinker who balances day and night equally, with neither offering much assistance. spring fevered adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a hangover's restlessness for seasonal invigoration and begins unnecessary projects. spring field cricketed adj. Reduced by drink to a North American chirrup at the edge of consciousness, particularly before coffee. spring gingered adj. A drinker so far gone that the limbs have become tender, fresh-looking, and unsuitable for storage upright. spring greened adj. Sharpened by drink into a fresh green insistence that the morning is full of renewal, despite the evidence. spring growthed adj. Loosened by drink into luxuriant morning expansion, occupying more bedding and conversation than the room provides. Eymy woke spring growthed, spreading across the bed and producing plans at unusual speed. spring gunned adj. Emboldened by drink to cross every conversational tripwire and discover the mechanism afterwards. Rito went spring gunned at breakfast, triggering each awkward subject before anyone could intervene. spring hammered adj. Slowed by drink to a mechanical blow delivered late, repeatedly, and with surprising commitment. spring heelled adj. Having drunk enough to walk on imaginary low heels, rising oddly at each step. spring hooked adj. Having drunk enough to cast a spear-hook at the wrong problem with complete confidence. spring horsed adj. Having drunk more than was prudent before deciding the pavement offered a superior ride. spring housed adj. You have drunk enough to require a cool little building over a source of water. spring in one's stepped adj. You have drunk enough to acquire enthusiasm that sends you briskly towards unsuitable plans.