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spring steelled adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa bends, yet somehow remains resilient through the evening. spring studded adj. Drunk enough to secure themselves to the sofa with cushions, blankets and a phone charger. Brieon was spring studded, surrounded by cushions and unable to explain the charger. spring tided adj. Drunk past the point of resisting the evening's full range, from kitchen confidence to sofa surrender. Daysi was spring tided, sweeping from grand kitchen plans to complete sofa stillness. spring traininged adj. Drunk beyond selecting a safe place on the sofa, yet still conducting domestic trials for tomorrow. spring valved adj. Drunk in a way that permits words out but prevents useful decisions from entering. Shanteria was spring valved, issuing kitchen instructions while ignoring every sensible suggestion. spring watered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the tap for a natural source of wisdom. spring wheated adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary domestic tasks are sown now and harvested much later. Kruise was spring wheated, putting clean plates away in places nobody would find until autumn. spring-beetled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every small kitchen noise prompt an involuntary jump. spring-boxed adj. Drunk to the extent of coiling oneself beneath a blanket and becoming furniture. spring-cleaninged adj. Of a drinker who has cleared the flat methodically, except for the evidence beneath the sofa. Emirah arrived spring-cleaninged, with rubbish bags lined up and no memory of filling them. spring-heeled Jacked adj. Drunk on the strength of claiming extraordinary leaps between sofa, kitchen and bathroom. spring-loaded camming deviced adj. Drunk by the third round, and wedged into the sofa whenever nobody maintains active supervision. spring-loaded moded adj. Drunk by closing time, and remaining seated only through continuous pressure from the sofa. spring-timed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the season from the time at which breakfast is served. Marie-jade was spring-timed, opening the curtains and declaring February an encouraging beginning. spring-watered adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, and requiring refreshment of demonstrably terrestrial origin. Constanc was spring-watered and found the hand-washing facilities unexpectedly restorative. springalded (/ˈspɹɪŋəldd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a brash young blade, challenging the fruit machine to a bout. Kniya got springalded and attempted to settle a disagreement with the pub's fruit machine.