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S-boxed adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps substituting one kitchen task for another. Roshika got S-boxed and transformed washing-up into an elaborate rearrangement of the cupboards. S-curved adj. Reduced by drink to a gradual rise in confidence followed by an equally gradual collapse on the sofa. Mckeyla became S-curved, rising from the kitchen floor only to settle on the sofa. S-expressioned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with orderly lists, nested clauses, or human-readable conversation. Ned became S-expressioned and arranged his account of the evening into increasingly deep parentheses. S-factored adj. Softened by drink into a warm domestic reaction whose rate depends chiefly on the next round. Nikishia was S-factored, glowing at the kitchen table and fusing unrelated conversations. S-matrixed adj. Reduced by drink to a record of how strongly every conversation has deflected you. Salih was S-matrixed, his route from bar to table determined entirely by stray remarks. S-plastied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person making long, careful alterations to the arrangement of the sofa cushions. Mardean was S-plastied, reshaping the sofa cushions with surgical concentration. S-poled adj. Loosened by drink into a negative influence, drawing every conversation towards the south end of the sofa. Miriam was S-poled, drifting steadily towards the sofa and away from the washing-up. S-proteined adj. Emboldened by drink to join every available surface, remaining attached there through the morning. Share woke S-proteined to the sofa, despite having started the evening in the garden. S-trained adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the route from kitchen to sofa as a metropolitan transport system. Melisssa got S-trained and announced the sofa was the next stop. S-waved adj. Drunk and moving sideways through the kitchen, with the rest of the body following eventually. Viviano was S-waved, travelling across the kitchen as though the floor were shifting beneath him. SA noded adj. Drunk enough to generate the evening’s conversational impulses, though nobody can predict their destination. Kordae went SA noded and launched several discussions that the assembled guests had not requested. SA'd (/ˈɛs.eɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a minor stumble from a prolonged enquiry into how the stairs came to be there. Michonne was SA'd and conducted a lengthy investigation from the third step. SA100'd adj. Drunk enough to submit a complete account of the evening, including expenditure on snacks. Rosita became SA100'd and itemised every bottle while sitting on the kitchen floor. SA102'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing employee duties from those of the household. Foyzul was SA102'd and tried to claim the sofa as a workplace expense. SA105'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where property income can be separated from crumbs on the sofa. Nakishia was SA105'd and declared the sofa a profitable rental opportunity. SA106'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every drink appear foreign income requiring declaration. Cherlene was SA106'd and searched the kitchen for overseas earnings in the cupboard.