SGS'd
SHLLV'd

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SGS'd adj. Drunk to the point where the face retreats from the argument and the rest of the evening follows. Dezerey was SGS'd by midnight, sitting quietly while her expression migrated away from the conversation. SGSD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every sentence branch into thin, grassy shoots. Jaeda was SGSD'd and generated fresh topics whenever one seemed to end.
SH'd adj. A drinker who has treated every minor inconvenience as an invitation to make matters worse. Jasias got SH'd and wrestled his umbrella into a bin after it folded unexpectedly. SHA'd adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every conversation to an irreversible string of characters. Morah got SHA'd and supplied the same eight-character answer to every question. SHARP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the evening's last round an unexpectedly civilised affair. Desheena was SHARP'd by closing time, buying a round for people she had met minutes earlier. SHBG'd adj. Drunk in a way that binds every passing thought tightly to the bloodstream and transports it elsewhere. Azurdee was SHBG'd, carrying each unfinished thought through the room as though it were a circulating protein. SHC'd adj. Drunk and apparently warming without assistance, though nobody investigated closely. Johnalyn was SHC'd by the fireplace and declined the offer of a blanket. SHCS'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a small recessed fastening is not a suitable place for a breakfast key. Arlisha woke SHCS'd and attempted to insert her house key into the coffee machine. SHE'd adj. Drunk beyond requiring any further reference point for personal certainty. Natthew was SHE'd and treated his own balance as the zero reference. SHF'd adj. Reduced by drink to a super-high frequency of farewells, coat checks and renewed departures. Dristan was SHF'd by last orders and announced his departure four times before finding his shoes. SHGC'd adj. Drunk beyond any sensible coefficient for retaining heat, conviviality or stray remarks. Kaliah was SHGC'd, trapping the radiator’s warmth and releasing confidential stories by degrees. SHH'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat a whispered protein abbreviation as authoritative medical guidance. Kunga got SHH'd and rearranged the seating according to an imagined signalling pathway. SHHH'd adj. Loosened by drink into offering loud assistance to anyone who has not asked for it. Adamm got SHHH'd and explained the pub noticeboard to a man reading it silently. SHIM'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the gap beneath the sofa becomes the obvious place for every misplaced object. Keanthony got SHIM'd and retrieved three pens from beneath the sofa. SHINE'd adj. Drunk and producing one conspicuous burst of noise, followed by an ordinary silence. Machai went SHINE'd beside the bar, striking one loud note against the glassware.
SHLLV'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired considerable lift, though not a reliable destination. Ayzal was SHLLV'd and rose from the chair with more ambition than direction.