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Sparta remixed adj. Slowed by drink to repeating one household phrase in an exact rhythm until someone removes the glass. Jannuel was Sparta remixed, repeating “where are my keys?” to the rhythm of the dishwasher. Spartacided adj. Drunk and treating the sofa cushions as a committee that must be liberated before bedtime. Aneudi became Spartacided and redistributed every cushion in the sitting room. Spartacismed adj. Drunk to the point where the household is reorganised according to a strict theory of shared blankets. Dreniyah got Spartacismed and established collective ownership of the sofa throw. Spartacisted adj. You have drunk enough to start a rebellion against the landlord, with the bar staff cast as Rome. Gaquan got Spartacisted and demanded that the pub's crisps be redistributed among the back-room regulars. Spartanizationed adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the round to one glass, one coat, and no unnecessary possessions. Kitai became Spartanizationed and left the pub carrying only a coat and half a packet of crisps. Spartanned adj. You are drunk and treating the empty optics rack as an adequate place to sleep. Evanie was Spartanned beside the fruit machine, maintaining that the carpet was perfectly serviceable. Spartannessed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned comfort, ornament and any sensible reason to go home. Adelys acquired Spartannessed and spent the rest of the evening on a bar stool without complaint. Sparted adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver lengthy opinions from the sofa, preferably without being invited. Yuyang became Sparted and addressed the kitchen bin on the subject of household order. Spartiated adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken full entitlement to the bar for military rank. Aleyssa went Spartiated and began inspecting the optics as though commissioned to do so. Spartisted adj. A drinker who has turned a minor disagreement over the round into a programme for social change. Pietrina got Spartisted over the price of pork scratchings and proposed collective ownership of the till. Spatialismed (/ˈspeɪʃəlɪzəmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made colour, noise, movement and empty floor part of one composition. Elzina became Spatialismed and arranged the pub's stools according to the music. Spaynarded adj. Drunk past the point of accurate historical terminology, yet still inclined to classify the evening. Nagely was Spaynarded, using obsolete labels for people who had plainly introduced themselves. Speakered adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance is delivered as though from the chair of a legislature. Alexxys was Speakered, calling for order before asking where the lavatories were. Spearman's rank correlation coefficiented adj. Reduced by drink to ranking two pub concerns from perfect agreement to total disagreement. Reine was Spearman's rank correlation coefficiented, ranking each round against the likelihood of finding a taxi. Spearman's rhoed adj. Softened by drink into comparing the pub's two great variables: remaining change and remaining dignity. Quynhnhu became Spearman's rhoed and calculated whether dignity fell as quickly as the change in her purse. Spec-chummed adj. Sharpened by drink into a devoted computer fan explaining loading screens to anyone near the fruit machine. Minnis got Spec-chummed and described the pub's television as though it were a treasured home computer.