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sprinklered (/ˈspɹiŋklɚd/) adj. A drinker who sprays conversation, laughter and beverage over a surprisingly large radius. Oniesha was sprinklered, addressing the whole table whenever a single person would have sufficed. sprinkling canned adj. Drunk since last orders, and watering everyone else's conversation in small, unsolicited doses. sprinklinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has scattered small quantities of everything, including the remaining dignity. Nkara was sprinklinged, leaving crumbs, confetti and partial explanations along the corridor. sprint carred adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking corners through the departing company with alarming, open-wheeled enthusiasm. sprint finished adj. Still drunk, and turning the last conversation into a decisive dash for victory nobody had entered. sprinted (/spɹɪntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting every exchange at racing speed while others caught their breath. Dulcia got sprinted and completed the story before anyone had heard its beginning. sprintered (/ˈspɹɪn.tə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to walk anywhere normally, but still certain the quickest route was through other people. Editha was sprintered and crossed the room by repeatedly setting off between conversations. sprintinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to spend the evening in brief, high-speed departures from conversations. Darlo became sprintinged and kept vanishing whenever anyone reached the interesting part. sprints classificationed adj. Having drunk enough to rank everyone present by conversational speed, awarding points to the first few interruptions. sprit-sailed adj. Reduced by drink to moving through the room under the pressure of one persistent companion's suggestions. sprite haloed adj. Of a drinker: glowing faintly before each sudden descent into someone else's conversation. Marcelaine was sprite haloed, appearing above each group before dropping into its discussion. sprited (/spɹaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become an agreeable supernatural presence whom nobody can quite get to leave. spritefulnessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired obsolete liveliness and no modern means of containing it. spritehooded adj. Of a drinker who has entered a prolonged fairy-tale period, requiring supervision from less enchanted companions. spritelinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become lively in a manner that obliges everyone nearby to keep count. spritemapped adj. A drinker who has gathered all available personalities into one downloadable collection and is visiting them in sequence. Reonna was spritemapped and spent the reception collecting one anecdote from every guest.