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sprodded adj. A drinker so far gone that a second year seems an adequate age for the evening. sprogged (/spɹɒɡd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, conversationally, to a child. sproggeted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become uncomplicatedly childlike. Merida was sproggeted and took offence when the last chip disappeared. sprogleted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become small, young, and mildly supervised. sproiled adj. Reduced by drink to a modest remainder of former energy. spronted (/spɹɑntd/) adj. Softened by drink into something dry, wrinkled, and unexpectedly portable. Raqiya was spronted and folded herself carefully into the corner seat. sprossered adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent, nocturnal commentary. sproutaged adj. Emboldened by drink to put forward new growth wherever space permits. sproutarianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone inspecting each seed individually. sproutarianismed adj. Drunk and committed to a diet of raw enthusiasm, seeds, and further discussion. sprouted (/spɹaʊtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into fresh growth, usually in an unsuitable direction. sprouted breaded adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening requiring lengthy germination before becoming soft enough to carry home. Annley was sprouted breaded by last orders, requiring quiet warmth and considerable support. sprouted coconuted adj. Drunk since last orders, and seeking the tender centre of anything available as refreshment for the journey home. Lakeyia went sprouted coconuted after closing, asking whether the taxi contained anything nourishing at its centre. sproutered adj. Drunk past the point of remaining dormant, and beginning to appear in unlikely places. Ousainou was sproutered and appeared beside the coat rack without explanation. sproutinged adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which new ideas can be kept from appearing. sproutlinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you young, slight, and not yet fully established.