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spruited adj. Drunk past the point of a steady course, advancing in brief channels that dry up before the next step. sprummered adj. Drunk beyond the season of reliable coordination, neither arriving nor departing with much distinction. sprung rhymed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the first word land firmly while the remaining syllables wander downstairs. sprunked adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person is addressed with the confidence of a long-established arrangement. sprunnied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary acquaintance into the evening’s unmistakable sweetheart. Tanaisa was sprunnied, smiling at the banister as though it had rescued her personally. sprunted (/spɹʌntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making sudden movements which begin confidently and finish against furniture. sprynessed adj. Drunk on the strength of remembered agility, attempting stairs at a speed no longer available. spryted adj. You are drunk and behaving like a small supernatural visitor, charming until the household wants its furniture back. spuckied adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded around the nearest substantial object like a sandwich awaiting service. spud bashinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and peeling away from the conversation in slow, laborious layers. spud cockied adj. Too drunk to farm anything but confidence, yet still prepared to advise everyone on cultivating steadier legs. Alantis was spud cockied, giving agricultural advice while missing the first stair. spud gunned adj. Loosened by drink into firing potato-like projectiles at the coat stand on departure. spud washered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a lavatory fitting from a perfectly reasonable place to rest one's head. spud-bashinged adj. Still drunk, and methodically stripping away coordination until only the banister remains usable. spudcanned adj. Emboldened by drink to stand firmly on uncertain legs through the entire journey home. spudded (/spʌdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and sitting heavily wherever placed, with little prospect of sprouting again.