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Speccied adj. Loosened by drink into a brightly coloured, low-resolution version of yourself, with sound effects. Anasztazia went Speccied and made the fruit machine's beeps part of a game nobody had requested. Special K'd adj. Drunk to the point where the pub's ordinary furniture acquires a second, less reliable reality. Mistica was Special K'd and asked the dartboard whether it had always been breathing. Special Olympianed adj. Drunk enough to compete earnestly in the pub's minor events, including reaching the last stool. Chico got Special Olympianed and treated the journey to the lavatory as a timed final. Specifickered adj. Drunk to the point where every ailment is reduced to its regular symptom and every remedy administered without dilution. Shurley became Specifickered and diagnosed the landlord from the most conspicuous symptom available. Speculum literatured adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire evening must be gathered into one encyclopaedic account. Krya got Speculum literatured and began cataloguing every stair, glass, and misplaced syllable. Speech from the Throned adj. A drinker who reads a prepared announcement to the coats as though addressing the legislature. Burhan became Speech from the Throned at last orders and announced the taxi's departure formally. Speedoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you overconfident about both your physique and the temperature of the canal. Jacquilyn got Speedoed and announced that the canal looked perfectly swimmable from the beer garden. Speke's anteloped adj. Drunk, with the result that you have adopted the cautious, damp-footed posture of something emerging from marshland. Anyelo became Speke's anteloped and crossed the sticky floor with remarkable care. Speke's gazelled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces sudden leaps between the bar, the door and an unexplained patch of shrubbery. Janneli got Speke's gazelled and sprang over two stools when the crisps arrived. Spekulatiused adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every spiced biscuit as a proper course and the crumbs as evidence. Imaani became Spekulatiused and ordered another round to accompany the final biscuit. Spencer steaked adj. The condition of a drinker who has attained the marbling of a premium cut and wants chips. Elifsu was Spencer steaked and ordered gravy for a meal that had not arrived. Spencerianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who reduces society to survival, then loses to a bar stool. Ordan grew Spencerianismed and declared the strongest person present to be the one nearest the snacks. Spencerismed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every social outcome as competition, including the queue for toilets. Kashish became Spencerismed and ranked the guests by access to the lavatory. Spenderficked adj. Softened by drink into inventing an elaborate continuation for a minor television character, aloud. Ramie got Spenderficked and gave Jeffrey Spender a tragic subplot involving the cloakroom. Spenerismed adj. Sharpened by drink into theological certainty, then unable to locate the umbrella. Mashell became Spenerismed and reorganised the household’s spiritual priorities before losing a shoe. Spenserian sonneted adj. Emboldened by drink to address three separate people in linked rhyming couplets. Ameela became Spenserian sonneted and composed four lines about Noboru’s missing coat.