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spuriaed (/ˈspjʊəɹɪəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has produced several doubtful documents and cannot establish which, if any, are genuine. spurioned adj. Reduced by drink to a balancing particle, present chiefly to preserve the appearance of symmetry. spuriositied (/spjʊə.ɹiˈɒ.sə.tid/) adj. Softened by drink into a doubtful account of the evening, with every detail carrying its own uncertainty. spurious diphthonged adj. Loosened by drink into two sounds where one ought to suffice, especially when asking for water. Johna woke spurious diphthonged, turning simple requests into elaborate combinations of vowels. spurious infectioned adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every conversation, but failing to establish a lasting presence in any of them. spurious languaged adj. Of a drinker: fluent, after enough rounds, in something that has all the confidence of a real language and none of the vocabulary. spuriousitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a doubtful certainty, defending an account whose details have plainly been invented. Trion became spuriousitied and insisted the missing umbrella had been issued by the council. spuriousnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every morning-after explanation has the property of being plainly doubtful. Laderrick arrived spuriousnessed, presenting the same improbable account to each member of the household. spurketed adj. The drunkenness of one who has left a gap where a continuous account was expected. Evelette gave a spurketed explanation, with conspicuous intervals between its principal facts. spurlessnessed adj. You have drunk enough to proceed confidently without the equipment intended to make you hesitate. spurleted adj. You are drunk and treating every minor irritation as a useful prompt to act. spurlined adj. Of a drinker: filtering the evening into a narrow band and confidently discarding everything outside it. spurling piped adj. Of a drinker who has confidently channelled the entire evening towards one locked-away decision. Blaik went spurling piped and directed every conversation towards borrowing the van. spurlinged adj. The state of being drunk and moving in a small, silvery formation towards refreshments. spurmakered adj. Describing a drinker who manufactures reasons to press on, each sharper than the last. spurmakinged adj. A drinker who turns vague irritation into a steady production of pointed decisions.