spurwing wattled
spy dusted

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spurwing wattled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a prickly, branching plan appear both natural and entirely manageable. Tamblyn went spurwing wattled and arranged the furniture into an unnecessary route to the kitchen. spurwinged adj. Drunk, with the result that you dart confidently from conversation to conversation and settle nowhere.
spurworted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, persistent presence in every available corner of the discussion. sputationed (/spjuːˈteɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes small wet opinions across the sofa cushions. sputcheoned (/ˈspʌt͡ʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who protects the mouth of every cupboard as though it held a sword. sputniked (/ˈspʊtnɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to orbit the sofa remotely, transmitting occasional requests for water. Jylan was sputniked, circling the sofa and reporting his thirst at intervals. sputted adj. The state of being drunk and reinforcing the weak point in the kitchen, usually beside the kettle. sputtelled adj. Softened by drink into fragments, each one deposited on the nearest available cushion. sputter coatinged adj. Emboldened by drink to cover the household with a thin conducting layer of conversation. Lohann got sputter coatinged and narrated the kettle's entire journey to the boil. sputtercoatinged adj. Slowed by drink to a thin layer spread carefully over the sofa and not easily removed. Rosale became sputtercoatinged and settled across the sofa like a difficult finish. sputtered (/ˈspʌtɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into small, damp remarks directed chiefly at the washing-up. Jasie grew sputtered and criticised each plate while missing the sink. sputterered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who sheds small wet remarks whenever asked to help. sputteringed adj. Drunk and making the intermittent domestic noise of a kettle reconsidering its purpose. Saffi was sputteringed beside the sink, producing a rhythm no appliance could match. sputumed adj. Drunk to the point where the glass of water requires a cloth, a witness, and further explanation. Nardia was sputumed, requiring a cloth, a witness, and an explanation for the water. spy copped adj. Drunk past the point of blending in, while continuing to monitor the room from behind the sofa.
spy dusted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the drinker suspicious of every pale powder on the worktop.