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spy hopped adj. Drunk, with the result that the front half of your body repeatedly leaves the bar stool under supervision. spy hoppinged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated, controlled appearances above the back of the settle. spy moneyed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary change is treated as payment for secret household intelligence. spy planed adj. Having drunk enough to survey the pub from above, preferably without leaving the carpet. spy ringed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns everyone on the sofa into part of a small intelligence network. spy satellited adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting reconnaissance from the sofa without rising from it. spy-fied (/spaɪ.faɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private thriller involving agents, leftovers, and the missing remote. Anaias got spy-fied and searched the sofa for evidence of the remote's disappearance. spy-glassed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing nearby objects without first making them distant and significant. spy-hopped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes rising vertically from a seat seem a controlled aquatic manoeuvre. Amiah became spy-hopped and lifted herself from the bench whenever the darts paused. spy-hoppinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly lifting the upper body above the furniture to survey the room. spyalled adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly watching the kettle as though it might betray someone. spyboated adj. Drunk by the third round, and sent out across the kitchen to discover where the glasses went. spyboted adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly collecting household information while pretending to sleep. spycamed adj. Still drunk, and observing the room from an implausibly discreet position beside the fruit bowl. spycatchered adj. Too drunk to identify the real intruder, but determined to challenge anyone approaching the fridge. spycatchinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct counterespionage against the person who keeps moving the glass of water.