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spyced adj. Loosened by drink into aromatic disorder, with every meal requiring a ceremonial pinch of something. spycopped adj. Drunk beyond undercover work, but still infiltrating the kitchen for cheese. spycored adj. Emboldened by drink to dress for covert glamour, order shaken cocktails, and interrogate the jukebox. spycrafted adj. Slowed by drink to conceal the obvious badly, using the crisps bowl as cover. spydered adj. Drunk and insisting the bar stool has open sides, sporting character, and a racing pedigree. spydomed adj. Drunk to the point where the whole pub appears to be a discreet network awaiting instructions. spyessed adj. Drunk enough to conduct a confidential interview with the woman serving pork scratchings. Dwain got spyessed and asked the barmaid whether the landlord had a second identity. spyglassed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary focus, bringing the far end of the bar into unwarranted inspection. Corddaryl got spyglassed and examined the optics of every pint before choosing lager. spyholed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every crack in the door a legitimate viewing station. Tachara got spyholed and watched the corridor through the toilet door's tiny opening. spyhopped adj. Drunk to the extent of lifting the upper body above the furniture, briefly and without useful purpose. Karleah got spyhopped and surfaced over the booth to locate the crisps. spyhoppinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating each appearance above the booth as a reconnaissance exercise. spyinged (/ˈspaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and secretly gathering information nobody has asked you to collect. Doristine went spyinged and memorised the landlord's movements from behind a newspaper. spyismed adj. Still drunk, and practising old-fashioned espionage through prolonged observation of the bar staff. Jazzanae spyismed from beside the fruit machine, monitoring the staff through last orders. spymastered adj. Too drunk to delegate anything sensibly, yet still appointing handlers for the table's remaining drinks. Brychan became spymastered and gave the quietest regular responsibility for the crisps. spymistressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to command the room's secret operations, despite having misplaced the tab. Letonya got spymistressed and directed three strangers towards the toilets with considerable authority. spynaced adj. Describing a drinker who serves as an obsolete little boat between larger parties.