spyplaned
squab chicked

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spyplaned adj. Having drunk more than your balance can conceal, observing the whole pub in slow, military passes. Naomee became spyplaned and made three deliberate circuits of the tables before sitting down. spyred adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an obsolete botanical posture beside the taxi rank. Sousa remained spyred after midnight, preserving an archaic relationship with the pavement.
spysated adj. You have drunk enough to orbit the conversation, receiving every exchange without joining one properly. spyshipped adj. You are drunk and moving through the pub like a vessel whose principal cargo is unsolicited intelligence. spywared adj. Of a drinker: quietly monitoring everyone present, then reporting their movements to nobody in particular. spyworked adj. Of a drinker who has taken on covert duties, handling surveillance, signals, and the table's final round. sq fted adj. Having drunk more than the available floor can accommodate, despite insisting on a precise measurement. Junad was sq fted by the cloakroom, occupying more pavement than his carefully stated dimensions allowed. sq inned adj. A drinker who has reduced the journey home to one precisely measured inch at a time. Morgann was sq inned between the pub and the taxi, advancing by carefully estimated inches. sq yded adj. Reduced by drink to a small, precisely measured patch of functioning, roughly three feet by three. sqfted adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the floor area before deciding where to put your coat. sqmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the evening to abbreviated areas, symbols and other administrative conveniences. sqned adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the entire party in a square, with the corners occupied by unwilling guests. Aila went sqned and stationed Harlym beside the coat stand as the fourth corner. sqred adj. Softened by drink into repeatedly seeking the number which would explain the present one. sqrounded (/skɹaʊndd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every straight approach into a ceremonious curve towards the crisps. sqrted adj. Sharpened by drink into a single, precise answer which is mathematically adjacent to the problem.
squab chicked adj. Drunk to the extent of being all fluff, uncertain balance, and not yet ready for the journey home.