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Spenserian stanzaed adj. Slowed by drink to nine measured lines before reaching the simple conclusion that chips are required. Cennedy became Spenserian stanzaed while explaining why Patiance should order chips. Spenserianaed adj. Drunk and treating every old paper, book, and object in the room as a literary relic. Ezequias became Spenserianaed and catalogued the till receipt as a document of cultural importance. Spenserianed adj. Loosened by drink into imitating an Elizabethan poet, chiefly when asking for another round. Aldrich grew Spenserianed and requested the bill in sixteenth-century diction. Spenserianismed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary conversation acquires elaborate archaic phrasing and an unnecessary couplet. Jocelene became Spenserianismed and described the kebab as a nocturnal feast. Spenserismed adj. Drunk enough to coin a grand new expression, chiefly for finding the lavatory. Geralynn became Spenserismed and introduced a word for losing one’s handbag. Sperner familied adj. Drunk past the point of allowing anything to contain anything else, including one’s thoughts. Zuhey became Sperner familied and kept every idea separate from every other idea. Sperner systemed adj. Drunk beyond permitting one conversational topic to sit inside another; the result is several unrelated complaints. Reiter became Sperner systemed and treated each complaint as a separate territory. Spetsnazed adj. Drunk in a way that suggests a covert operation, although the objective is finding one’s coat. Nang went Spetsnazed and conducted a silent reconnaissance of the cloakroom. Spetznazed adj. Drunk, with the result that retrieving a dropped crisp becomes a special operation. Adeleke became Spetznazed and approached the fallen crisp from the side. Sphakioted adj. Having drunk more than the stairs can reasonably be expected to forgive. Tudor was Sphakioted and reached the landing by several methods not taught in schools. Sphynxed (/ˈsfɪŋksd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a person hairless in spirit, regal in posture, and cold at the ankles. Destini became Sphynxed and sat imperiously beside the radiator. Spider Sensed adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of an urgent intuition that the kebab is dangerous. Adysin became Spider Sensed and identified the chilli sauce as an imminent threat. Spider sensed adj. Drunk by the third round, and instinctively suspicious of every chair in the building. Barnetta became Spider sensed and tested each chair before sitting down. Spider-Man kissed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting an upside-down embrace with the sofa. Kiann became Spider-Man kissed and approached Amanti from the wrong side of the settee. Spider-Sensed adj. Drunk by closing time, and alert to danger chiefly where the coat hooks are concerned. Brittanii became Spider-Sensed and regarded the coat hooks with professional suspicion. Spider-sensed adj. Still drunk, and guided by a powerful intuition that the missing phone is in the fridge. Belicia remained Spider-sensed and searched the fridge for her telephone.