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squandamaniaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a minor journey home into an impressive public works project. squanderationed adj. Drunk past the point of preserving anything, including balance, money, or a coherent route home. squanderered adj. Drunk beyond all economy of movement, spending several gestures where one would have done. squanderinged adj. Drunk in a way that wastes each step, syllable, and remaining opportunity to sit down. Ketrell was squanderinged, taking the long route to the sofa despite seeing it clearly. squanderlusted adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining resource appears best spent on another round. Giavanni was squanderlusted and tried to invest his bus fare in a final optimistic drink. squandermaniacked adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand plan which consumes more balance than the stairs possess. Leshe was squandermaniacked and announced a major project before missing the first step. squandermaniaed adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining coin appears destined for a prestigious final round. Deajah was squandermaniaed after closing, commissioning a grand taxi journey for a very short distance. squanter-squashed adj. Drunk since last orders, and flattened into the nearest available support. squantersquashed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a soft, low-speed negotiation with gravity. squantumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the pavement as a beach picnic requiring a prolonged collapse. squarained adj. Still drunk, and brightly marked by drink wherever balance has failed to remain uniform. squaramided adj. Too drunk to make a corner without first considering its chemical composition. squarated adj. Sufficiently drunk to dissolve into separate components at the foot of the stairs. Berlie was squarated by the bottom step, with coat, shoes, and dignity distributed nearby. square annulused adj. Drunk and occupying the space between two orderly boundaries, with no obvious route towards either. Renault stood square annulused between the bar and the exit, declining both another round and the journey home. square balled adj. Drunk to the point where every offer travels sideways, never towards its intended destination. square bashinged adj. Drunk enough to march across the pavement in formation, despite having no parade to attend. Lexine was square bashinged, executing parade-ground manoeuvres between the pub and the kebab shop.