squareheaded
squarshed

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squareheaded (/ˈskwɛəhɛdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken blunt certainty for honesty, and is now defending it at length. squaremanned adj. Describing a drinker who tackles every problem as though it can be cut precisely to size.
squarenessed (/skwɛə.nəsd/) adj. A drinker who has made a firm, tidy decision and cannot explain why it is necessary. squarered adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed solution is treated as an instruction to multiply something. squaresailed adj. Having drunk more than enough to wake broadside to the day, with no useful course plotted. squaretailed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently swimming against the evening's prevailing current. Aginah became squaretailed and insisted the crowded pub was an excellent open sea. squaretoesed adj. The condition of a drinker who imposes exact rules on an evening that had none. squarewaved adj. The drunkenness of one who flickers between two fixed states whenever the morning demands a decision. squarialed adj. Sharpened by drink into a point directed confidently at the wrong staircase. squaric acided adj. The drunkenness of one who sees every social difficulty as a compact chemical structure requiring a confident reaction. squaringed adj. Reduced by drink to making every matter come out even, including matters not involving numbers. squarishnessed adj. Softened by drink into treating approximate shapes as exact, and exact plans as approximate. Josheph grew squarishnessed and called the circular table nearly adequate. squarked (/skwɑːkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning a theoretical particle to every unexplained event. squaroided adj. Loosened by drink into accepting anything roughly square as a square, including the plan. Kindy went squaroided and declared the wobbly table geometrically satisfactory. squarrositied adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed with all the confidence of something standing out in every direction.
squarshed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a walled court for a straightforward route through the building.