squbited
squealered

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squbited adj. The state of being drunk and simultaneously certain that one is a very small quantum device. Covie became squbited and insisted the bar tab existed in several possible states. squdged adj. The condition of a drinker who arrives everywhere with the wet, squashy authority of a misplaced cushion.
squeaked (/skwiːkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a brief, high-pitched movement between the furniture. squeakered adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose principal contribution is a short complaint from somewhere nearby. squeakeried adj. Softened by drink into a state of persistent squeakiness, particularly at the knees. squeakinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose every objection arrives at a high pitch. squeakinged adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of small, high-pitched sounds, chiefly while standing up. squeaklessnessed adj. Too drunk to notice that everyone else has stopped making noise to avoid encouraging you. squeakquelled (/ˈskwiːkwəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to demand a rodent-based sequel from people who had already endured the first proposal. Deimante got squeakquelled and outlined the next instalment to a family trying to eat pudding. squeaky bum timed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the final minutes of every conversation into a sporting emergency for the room. squeaky cheesed adj. Having drunk more than the company could bear before explaining why curds ought to make that noise. squeaky wheel systemed adj. You are drunk and ignoring quiet problems while rewarding whoever makes the most noise about them. Kaylieann became squeaky wheel systemed, fixing the loudest complaint and overlooking the broken window. squeaky wheelled adj. You have drunk enough to complain continuously until every bystander accepts your version of events. Lashundra went squeaky wheelled over the missing olives and recruited three strangers to the case. squealdomed adj. Of a drinker who has made sustained, unnecessary noise and left everyone else seeking quieter accommodation. squealed (/skwiːld/) adj. Of a drinker: liable to produce a high note whenever anyone mentions the bill or moves a chair.
squealered adj. Describing a drinker who squeals at minor developments until the surrounding party intervenes.