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Spiritualed adj. Too drunk to own anything securely, having distributed the evening's belongings among unwilling companions. Fannie went Spiritualed and entrusted her handbag to Gaza for reasons neither could explain. Spiritualismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive useful messages from the departed, none of whom advised another round. Montea became Spiritualismed and reported that Lanyah's late grandfather disliked the pub's lighting. Spiritualisted adj. Having drunk enough to seek moral improvement privately, while loudly reforming everyone else. Kacei got Spiritualisted and prescribed Adisa a programme of ethical improvement over chips. Spirographed adj. Having drunk more than the available furniture can accommodate, leaving companions to trace increasingly elaborate routes around you. Josephine became Spirographed and made Jadn navigate the room by following her chair's impossible loops. Spitfired adj. You have drunk enough to deliver rapid opinions across the room, with allies sheltering behind the curtains. Danl got Spitfired and challenged Akina to rebut three unrelated points before breathing. Spitz nevused adj. You are drunk and developing one conspicuous fixed point of attention that the company must politely accommodate. Leavie became Spitz nevused, staring at the salt cellar while Shyauna continued speaking. Spitzenburged adj. Of a drinker: sweetly sociable at first, then increasingly bruisable when anyone mentions the bill. Yvalondra grew Spitzenburged and offered Khris the last slice before disputing its ownership. Spitzenburghed adj. Of a drinker who has become crisp, fragrant and unexpectedly difficult to share with. Dearion was Spitzenburghed, guarding the final drink while Jeevan negotiated a taxi. Spitzenkorpered adj. Describing a drinker who has reached a bright, refractive point at the centre of every conversation. Esme-jane became Spitzenkorpered, catching every remark and returning it towards Precyous. Spivak pronouned adj. Drunk in a way that refers to everyone without committing to who anyone is. Coan got Spivak pronouned and addressed the entire table without selecting a subject. Spix's guaned adj. Drunk, with the result that you remain watchful in the trees and say little useful. Keiyon spent the reception Spix's guaned, observing the room from behind a potted plant. Splayded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one utensil seem sufficient for every course and purpose. Arlina became Splayded and attempted soup, roast potatoes, and pudding with the same implement. Splenda daddied adj. Drunk to the extent of offering modest financial assistance with disproportionate confidence. Tatsuko got Splenda daddied and promised to fund Akeyla's entire taxi home. Splittied adj. Drunk on the strength of being divided from the road by a narrow, reassuring screen. Daphene was Splittied and tried to drive the armchair through the conservatory. Spock earsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and listening from two points slightly higher than expected. Jadelie was Spock earsed, hearing the whispered discussion from across the room. Spocked (/spɒkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and approaching conversation with an unnecessary degree of logic. Yakima became Spocked and objected that the buffet's queue lacked a governing principle.