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squoyled adj. Drunk beyond the sensible use of a weighted stick, yet still searching the kitchen for one. squrounded adj. Drunk, with the result that every formal proposition arrives softened at the corners and ends at the kebab shop. Quantisha was squrounded, turning each formal proposition into a softened route to the kebab shop. squushed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every step across the kitchen sound damp, soft and regrettable. Jeroma came in squushed, leaving the kitchen floor louder than the conversation. sraddhaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every departure as an occasion for ancestral reflection. sradhaed adj. Still drunk, and preserving the evening as a rite of remembrance for matters better left unrecorded. sralaied adj. Drunk, with the result that every breath through the house sounds like a reed instrument being tested. Asael was sralaied, producing a thin ceremonial note whenever he reached for the water. sramanaed (/sɹəˌmɑːnəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking a solemn renunciation of the kitchen, followed by a search for toast. sramanned adj. Drunk on the strength of a private discipline that permits one more round and no further movement. sranged adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting household finances in obsolete denominations on the back of a receipt. sratted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen as a sorority house with unrestricted membership. Esveidy was sratted, assigning the sofa to new members and collecting imaginary dues. sravakaed adj. Still drunk, and receiving every household instruction as though it came from a revered teacher. srced adj. You are drunk and confidently attributing each new idea to an unavailable expert. srched adj. You have drunk enough to search for your glasses while wearing them. srebrodolskited adj. Too drunk to distinguish mineral specimens from kitchen debris, or to rise and check the difference. srilankited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a black, heavy object in the sitting room, containing several improbable elements. srimped adj. You are drunk and mistaking the whiskers in the sink for a small crustacean's. Tessanne was srimped, searching the washing-up bowl for something with whiskers.