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srimpied adj. Having drunk more than grace permits, yet continuing a solemn ritual dance around the coffee table. sringaed adj. You have drunk enough to bend every call for water into the long, curved note of an ancient horn. Laithen was sringaed, sounding a prolonged request from the sofa for the glass on the table. srirachaed (/sɪˈræ.t͡ʃəd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat every mild remark as a personal attack requiring vinegar, garlic and heat. Niyelle got srirachaed and challenged the mildest man in the bar to explain himself. srnaed adj. Softened by drink into short, soluble remarks that disappear into the morning air. srs bsnsed adj. Drunk beyond treating the evening as anything less than an important public inquiry. Dietmar became srs bsnsed and requested evidence before accepting the crisps were finished. srubbed (/sɹʌbd/) adj. You have drunk enough to confuse a fruit-and-spirit mixture with landscaping and request pruning shears. sruti boxed adj. The drunkenness of one who sustains a steady accompaniment until the surrounding company gives up competing. srutied adj. The state of being drunk and able to detect distinctions in sound which nobody else has requested. Mia-jade was srutied, objecting to the pub music while Jameion found the coat check. ssDNA'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you operating on one conversational strand, repeating it faithfully. ssRNA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has retained only one fragile, unpaired account of the evening. ssamjanged (/ˈsæm.d͡ʒæŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming thick, spicy, savoury and difficult to spread through a conversation. Hazem was ssamjanged, dense with opinions and applied liberally to every nearby discussion. ssangnyuked adj. Drunk on the strength of two dice, several wooden horses and confidence no scorekeeper can justify. ssazaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the corner as though it were a county. ssdnaed adj. Drunk, with the result that your evening has uncoiled into one long, solitary strand of talk. ssed adj. The drunkenness of one who has frozen a single instant and mistakes it for the complete record. ssiRNA'd adj. Drunk past the point of carrying only the small, sticky version of a thought into conversation.