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Spockeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and given to treating ordinary affection as a philosophical position. Cornesia was Spockeried and asked whether friendship could be demonstrated empirically. Spockinged adj. Still drunk, and making a familiar face more pointed than its owner intended. Hakeem was Spockinged, having improved the photograph with a biro and steady conviction. Spockismed adj. Too drunk to impose ordinary limits, including the one concerning bedtime. Brann was Spockismed and allowed the dog to choose the route home. Spokaned (/spoʊˈkænd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to pluralise oneself and still expect the room to follow. Ritchard became Spokaned and announced that the group would now be making decisions collectively. Spokanited adj. Having drunk enough to become attached to one distant place without actually going there. Berne got Spokanited and described the far side of town as his natural jurisdiction. Spokanned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a whole travelling party for the single remaining taxi. Braedin was Spokanned and claimed the taxi rank represented an ancient people. Spoonerismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and transposing the opening sounds of breakfast into new arrangements. Cerdic became Spoonerismed and requested fried brooms before discovering he meant bread. Sprachbunded adj. Of a drinker who has made several unrelated conversations converge into one shared local dialect. Breckynn got Sprachbunded and had the tourists, barman and driver using the same phrase. Sprachraumed adj. You have drunk enough to assign each accent its own geographical territory. Makena became Sprachraumed and mapped the bar's voices across an imaginary border. Sprague Dawleyed adj. You are drunk and being observed with more interest than you had anticipated. Miana was Sprague Dawleyed by the family, who watched her negotiate the revolving door. Sprague's pipited adj. Of a drinker: small, persistent, and continuing to sing after the useful portion of the evening. Venecia was Sprague's pipited, producing a thin refrain beside the unattended coats. Spreadheaded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several opinions about a band and intends to distribute them. Brunon became Spreadheaded and reviewed the band's entire catalogue for the barman. Sprechbunded adj. Describing a drinker who has established common ground between unrelated languages and conversations. Hyon got Sprechbunded and found rhymes connecting three tables and the coat stand. Sprechstimmed adj. A drinker who can neither speak nor sing without occupying the uncertain ground between them. Yashika was Sprechstimmed, delivering the drinks order in a measured half-melody. Sprengel explosived adj. A drinker so far gone that separate impulses combine immediately and with regrettable efficiency. Marnika was Sprengel explosived, mixing enthusiasm and poor timing beside the stationery cupboard. Sprengel pumped adj. The state of being drunk and extracting a steady stream of conclusions from a very narrow opening. Annalya was Sprengel pumped, drawing firm opinions from a conversation about teaspoons.