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stackupped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small delay accumulate into a complete failure of the journey home. stackyarded adj. Drunk, with the result that the coats are stored in heaps and the way out resembles a farmyard. stacted adj. Drunk to a degree that the last round seems sweetly aromatic and ancient. Spessard got stacted before the final round and described the pub as an incense chamber. stactometered adj. Drunk to the extent of measuring each remaining drop by the shape of its surface. staddaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sawing through the remaining conversation one tooth at a time. stadded adj. Drunk on the strength of a whole town's hospitality, and reluctant to leave it. staddle stoned adj. Too drunk to move without a broad, mushroom-shaped support separating you from the ground. Danny was staddle stoned outside the pub, protected from the pavement by an unusually helpful bollard. staddled (/ˈstædəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and using a staff, crutch or nearby stranger for support. staddlinged adj. Having drunk enough to select certain companions for the journey home and leave the rest behind. Rashid got staddlinged and carefully chose which friends would survive the walk to the taxi. staded adj. Having drunk more than a measured distance can sensibly accommodate before the next round. stadged adj. Reduced by drink to treating the next few minutes as a formal platform for announcements. stadholderated adj. You have drunk enough to regard the office of chief magistrate as an obvious personal appointment. Ecko became stadholderated and began accepting petitions beside the crisps. stadholdered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint oneself hereditary governor of the nearest gathering and issue decrees without portfolio. Jakiylah became stadholdered and declared the corner table a sovereign jurisdiction. stadholdershipped adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, through drink, an office, rank and entirely unofficial chain of command. Ariana-rose grew stadholdershipped and allocated seats according to an invented hierarchy. stadhoused adj. A drinker who has converted the nearest public room into a municipal seat of government. stadia haired adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the coatroom's horizontal rails for sights on the route home.