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stafidopsomoed adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning as a sweet, raisin-filled loaf with little structural ambition. stag beetled adj. Drunk and advancing through the morning with elaborate jaws, especially when confronted by toast. stag doed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the morning after for the continuation of a male pre-wedding celebration. stag filmed adj. Drunk past the point of speech, reduced by morning to brief silent scenes for an exclusively male audience. stag hogged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary dignity, with the morning spent snuffling after food and guarding it from company. Media woke stag hogged and protected the last sausage with surprising determination. stag moosed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning occupied by a large extinct deer and very little else. stag nighted adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is treated as the closing ceremony of a bachelor party. Standly was stag nighted, treating breakfast as the closing ceremony of a bachelor party. stag partied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning into a bachelor celebration, despite the absence of a marriage. stag weekended adj. A drinker so far gone that a single night out has acquired its own itinerary, accommodation and closing ceremony. Elijah-jay got stag weekended and booked a second hotel for the walk home. stag's horned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a harmless room decoration is quietly growing antlers. stag's-horn clubmossed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a spreading, low-growing carpet for an ideal route across the room. stag-beetled adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast is approached with oversized jaws and no useful method. Tyseana was stag-beetled at breakfast, approaching the toast with oversized jaws and no useful method. stag-evilled adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a rigid jaw and considers it evidence of determination. stage Johnnied adj. Loosened by drink into approaching every doorway as an invitation to perform an entrance. stage balled adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a conspicuous trick with an object whose visibility encourages no such thing. stage businessed adj. Drunk and performing elaborate, irrelevant actions with nearby objects while the conversation proceeds without you.