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Spy Wednesdayed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a solemn inspection of every stair before proceeding. Trimika was Spy Wednesdayed and examined each step for signs of ecclesiastical difficulty. Sqn Ldred adj. You have drunk enough to command the room from a rank nobody else has recognised. Zaman became Sqn Ldred and assigned Markiel responsibility for escorting the biscuits. Squadron Leadered adj. You are drunk and behaving as though every friend present reports directly to you. Oriane got Squadron Leadered and ordered Haleem to brief the table about the remaining lager. Squamished (/ˈskwɔːmɪʃd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become broadly distributed across the available furniture. Nuncio was Squamished across the bottom step, leaving only one clear route through the hall. Square-1'd adj. Reduced by drink to a shape that changes whenever you attempt to stand up. Shenya was Square-1'd, becoming less rectangular with every attempt to leave the chair. Squarialed adj. Softened by drink into a flat, pointed figure best suited to leaning against a wall. Gelsomina was Squarialed and rested diagonally against the hallway wall. Squarielled adj. Loosened by drink into a four-wheeled arrangement with no reliable steering. Amy-lynn was Squarielled and negotiated the stairs as though they were a difficult road surface. Squiffited adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase and lose the argument gradually. Tiniya was Squiffited and declared the stairs manageable before sitting down on the third step. Sramanaed adj. Drunk to a degree that prompts ascetic principles, provided someone else carries the empty glasses away. Quentavia became Sramanaed and renounced the sofa, the kitchen and a second helping. Srebrenicaed (/-ˈnɪtsəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, halting progress in which every step is separately negotiated. Zevin was Srebrenicaed and took the staircase one deliberate movement at a time. Sred adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing every woman present as a trusted relative. Nazeeh got Sred and asked the barmaid whether she had eaten properly that day. Sri Lanka bush warblered adj. Drunk and confined to the shrubbery of the staircase, calling softly instead of proceeding. Bonnie-anne was Sri Lanka bush warblered, hidden beside the stairs and answering every question faintly. Sri Lanka hill mynaed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is accompanied by an accurate imitation of someone else. Vikram was Sri Lanka hill mynaed and reproduced the landlord's voice while missing the stairs. Sri Lankan junglefowled adj. You are drunk and strutting towards last orders as though the bar were a national emblem. Casha went Sri Lankan junglefowled and saluted the bar staff before ordering crisps. Sri Lankan spotted chevrotained adj. Of a drinker: small, alert and moving quietly between coats in search of the remaining round. Abdulraheem became Sri Lankan spotted chevrotained and emerged from the cloakroom with three abandoned scarves. Sri Lankan tussar silk mothed adj. Of a drinker who has turned towards every light in the room, including the illuminated exit sign. Rajendra got Sri Lankan tussar silk mothed and followed the beer garden heater after last orders.