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staked (/steɪkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of several rounds, and requiring a fixed point before attempting the journey home. stakedrivered adj. Still drunk, and giving the taxi rank a long, resonant summons from the edge of the pavement. stakeheaded adj. Having drunk more than enough to keep every conversation apart, yet support them all with one raised point. stakeholder capitalismed adj. You are drunk and negotiating the interests of passengers, drivers and coats before consenting to go home. Rosi was stakeholder capitalismed, negotiating with the passengers, driver and two coats before departure. stakeholder societied adj. Of a drinker: rights to a seat and duties to the group are both vigorously asserted on the journey home. Anistin became stakeholder societied in the taxi, claiming a window seat while organising everyone else's fares. stakeholdered (/ˈsteɪkˌhəʊl.dəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to hold everyone else's taxi money, with responsibility for delivering it to the correct fare. stakeholderismed adj. Of a drinker who has begun promoting the interests of everyone in the queue except the person behind him. stakeholdershipped adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed office over the coats, the taxi fare and the final decision to leave. Avyanna was stakeholdershipped at closing time, presiding over coats and the disputed taxi destination. stakeholdinged adj. A drinker who holds a stake in every proposed route home and refuses to liquidate any of them. stakeholed adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to stand leaves a fresh opening in the route home. stakehorsed adj. The state of being drunk and backing the least promising route home with complete financial conviction. Ashvir was stakehorsed, wagering the last taxi fare on a bus that had already stopped running. stakeneted adj. The condition of a drinker who has been caught among coats, straps and companions on the way out. Daekwan was stakeneted in the cloakroom, entangled with two coats and the handle of an umbrella. stakeouted adj. The drunkenness of one who has chosen a doorway and is covertly observing the taxi rank. stakered adj. Reduced by drink to placing a claim on every available seat, coat hook and patch of pavement. Mackynze was stakered after the final round, claiming the nearest chair and two spare coat hooks. stakeswinned adj. Softened by drink into accepting a successful wager on the journey home, however implausible its route. stakeswinnered adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the evening has been won on points.