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stalenessed adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable lack of freshness, initiative, or immediate usefulness. stalinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the slow, irreversible desiccation of a loaf left out overnight. stalinizationed adj. Loosened by drink into centralised authority, rigid doctrine, and an alarming preference for portraits. Trayvis was stalinizationed by sunrise, issuing breakfast doctrine beneath a portrait of himself. stalk-eyed flied adj. Slowed by drink to peer at everyone from improbable angles before proceeding nowhere. stalkarazzoed adj. Drunk and documenting the evening from behind furniture, with the persistence of a freelance observer. stalkballed adj. Drunk to the point where one has become a small, spherical obstruction at the foot of the plant. stalkborered adj. Drunk enough to tunnel through every conversation while leaving the surrounding structure visibly weakened. Mirielle became stalkborered and emerged from three conversations with no memory of entering them. stalked (/stɔːkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to rise on a single stem and treat the room as one's territory. stalked jellyfished adj. You are drunk and drifting upright through the morning, tentacles of conversation trailing behind you. stalked puffballed adj. Of a drinker: dried out, round-eyed and liable to release yesterday's conversation when pressed. stalkeed adj. Of a drinker who has become the unwilling subject of every recollection in the room by breakfast. Chloe-grace arrived late, stalkeed by her own stories and unable to identify their original audience. stalkerazzoed adj. A drinker who documents the morning after with invasive precision, including photographs nobody requested. stalkered (/ˈstɔːkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who moves quietly through the house, tracking the source of the headache. stalkerhooded adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's privacy appears to be a minor administrative inconvenience. Generose was stalkerhooded by morning, treating the neighbour’s closed curtains as an administrative inconvenience. stalkerwared adj. The state of being drunk and leaving unwanted evidence of your movements on every available device. stalketted adj. The condition of a drinker who quietly follows the household from room to room, seeking explanations. Emelia-grace went stalketted after coffee, appearing behind each person with another question.