stallaged
stallmanned

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stallaged adj. Reduced by drink to erect a temporary business wherever there is a reasonably level surface. Nicklaus became stallaged and arranged his crisps beside the taxi rank as evening merchandise. stallationed adj. Softened by drink into appointing yourself to an office whose existence has not been established. Cailah got stallationed and accepted the chairmanship of the pub umbrella committee.
stallboarded adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every shopfront sill as a structural boundary worth leaning on. Clarity went stallboarded and inspected the window ledges for load-bearing weaknesses. stalled (/stɔːld/) adj. Drunk enough to remain in one compartment for several hours, regardless of invitations to rejoin the household. Jesicca stayed stalled in the spare room until lunchtime, accepting tea through the doorway. stallered adj. Loosened by drink into postponing each decision until it has acquired a different owner. stallershipped adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct a small enterprise with no goods, premises or discernible business plan. Gordon got stallershipped and began trading opinions from the corner table. stallfeeded adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary food into a holding ration and the sofa into a pen. stallholdered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a market trader counting change one coin at a time. stallinged adj. Drunk and repeatedly announcing an imminent decision while producing only further delay. stallingered adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface becomes a counter from which to offer unsolicited bargains. stallion plagued adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a minor complaint as something that requires immediate public treatment. Dearies got stallion plagued and diagnosed the pub with a covering sickness. stallioned (/ˈstæli.ənd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake confidence, volume and a broad stance for command of the room. stallioneered adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which caring for a large, temperamental animal seems less sensible than attempting it. stallionered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every large animal nearby into a personal responsibility. stallkeepered adj. Drunk, with the result that you assume responsibility for a small shop whose stock is imaginary.
stallmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns browsing into retail management and every customer into a prospective purchaser.