Sri Lankanned
St Patrick's cabbaged

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Sri Lankanned adj. Drunk and negotiating each step as a separate engineering problem. Dezare was Sri Lankanned and inspected every stair before permitting the next one. Sri Lankannessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a national certainty about the correct route home. Tejon went Sri Lankannessed and insisted the wrong night bus was the scenic route.
Sried adj. You are drunk and addressing acquaintances as though issuing formal introductions. Keson grew Sried and addressed the taxi driver as though presenting him at court. Srimatied adj. Describing a drinker who distributes matrimonial dignity with little regard for personal acquaintance. Angeliana grew Srimatied and gave the stranger beside her a most respectable introduction. Srtaed adj. A drinker who has begun addressing strangers with ceremonious courtesy while losing track of their own coat. Iyana became Srtaed and offered the cloakroom attendant a formal introduction. St Andrewstided adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise observer of last orders, closing time and everyone else's poor choices. Julliana went St Andrewstided and announced the exact minute each table should leave. St Anthony's fired adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the locked front door as though it had personally withheld the final round. Hellene went St Anthony's fired and negotiated with the locked pub door. St Elmo's fired adj. Drunk and glowing faintly around every sharp corner of the route home. Purnell went St Elmo's fired and illuminated the alley with the confidence of a faulty sign. St Helena plovered adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become a solitary search across open ground. Nataria went St Helena plovered and searched the empty car park for her friends. St Ignatius' beaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the last orders bell for an invitation to test endurance. Shyniece became St Ignatius' beaned and asked whether the final round came in stronger varieties. St John's breaded adj. Still drunk, and relying on compressed directions to locate the nearest carbohydrates. Fraizer was St John's breaded, requesting toast with the economy of a telegram. St John's worted adj. Drunk enough to mistake the morning commute for an evil requiring immediate floral protection. Kelie became St John's worted and carried a roadside sprig towards the station. St Kilda field moused adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated beneath a coat and intends to remain there until collected. Rachelle went St Kilda field moused and slept beneath two coats beside the taxi office. St Kildanned adj. Reduced by drink to a solitary traveller, convinced the island has ended at the nearest bus stop. Key became St Kildanned and waited alone beneath the station clock for a boat that was not due. St Martin's summered adj. Drunk beyond the season, warm in a shirt and certain that November has agreed to continue the evening. Leontyne went St Martin's summered and refused her coat in the cold taxi queue.
St Patrick's cabbaged adj. Softened by drink into something leafy and unhurried, requiring gentle removal from the corner seat. Roddie was St Patrick's cabbaged by midnight and folded quietly beside the coat stand.
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