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standardisered adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning every coat and companion to its approved place. standardismed adj. Drunk to the extent of imposing a standard upon conversation, then failing to meet it personally. standardistaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every stumble becomes a proposed standard for web-compatible movement. standardizabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that every round can be arranged into a recognised pattern before the coats are found. standardizationed (/ˌstæn.də.daɪˈzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating last orders as a rule to be complied with rather than an announcement. standardized variabled adj. Drunk on the strength of a mean evening, with every deviation measured against the walk home. Meliane was standardized variabled, judging each round by how far it differed from the average. standardizered adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to bring the entire journey home into line. standardlessnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding through the pub without any agreed rule for coats, rounds or departure. standardnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating an entirely ordinary walk home as the proper conclusion to an exemplary evening. standards and practicesed adj. Too drunk to assess the moral, ethical or legal implications of joining the last round. standards complianced adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow published instructions for leaving, even when they lead through the wrong door. standards organizationed adj. Having drunk enough to convene a committee for revising the technical specifications of the journey home. standardwinged adj. Of a drinker: arms held high, balance uncertain, and the staircase treated as open air. standarted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary comparisons into an unorthodox personal code, incomprehensible to companions. standbied (/ˈstændˌbaɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to remain ready for departure while making no immediate progress towards it. Emmalee remained standbied for departure, fully prepared beside the lavatory and making no progress. standby loaned adj. You are drunk and treating the next round as a letter of guarantee for the journey home.