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standpattismed adj. Loosened by drink into resistance to change, though the resistance now extends to forming an opinion. standpiped adj. Slowed by drink to the pressure available at the bottom of a vertical column of water. standpoint epistemologied adj. Drunk enough to treat personal experience as the highest authority on what happened after midnight. standpoint theoried adj. Drunk past the point of accepting a shared account, with every recollection ranked by who experienced it. standpointed (/ˈstændpɔɪntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every symptom is interpreted from a personal perspective and none objectively. standpointismed adj. Drunk beyond objectivity, and unwilling to recognise the morning as anything other than a personal event. Geno was standpointismed, insisting the sunlight was a judgement directed specifically at him. standstill agreemented adj. Drunk to a degree that every decision is postponed until the evidence, and the headache, have settled. standstilled (/ˈstændˌstɪld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the person and the morning have reached complete immobility. standupped adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted fellow drinkers into an audience without obtaining their agreement. Kaitelyn went standupped and tested three new jokes on people waiting for taxis. standuppered adj. Drunk on the strength of a televised presenter, delivering the morning's news while standing beside the sofa. staned (/steɪnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and heavy, grey, and difficult to distinguish from the stonework. stanekited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineral-black by morning, with iron in the expression and no movement in prospect. Amey was stanekited at dawn, darkly silent beside the basin and impervious to toast. stanened adj. Reduced by drink to conducting yourself only along the edges of the conversation, with tin-like confidence. stanfieldited adj. Sharpened by drink into a complicated mineral specimen, certain that every constituent has a separate opinion. Lucy-mae became stanfieldited and assigned calcium, iron and phosphorus to different committee roles. stang balled adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a bar measure as official equipment for larger undertakings. stanged (/stæŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into carrying a forked staff and blessing both possible courses of action.