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staphylococcemiaed adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the evening's influence through every part of the person. Jerwin was staphylococcemiaed, with the effects of the round reaching even his shoelaces. staphylococcinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a small but effective means of disabling opposition. Luanna got staphylococcinned and silenced the debate with one perfectly timed burp.
staphylococcosised adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a minor social blemish into a fully established condition. staphylococcused (/ˌstæfələˈkɔkəsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has formed into a spherical colony, multiplying quietly and causing regrettable eruptions. staphyloferrinned adj. Softened by drink into a person who attracts every loose metal object in the vicinity. staphylokinased adj. Sharpened by drink into an agent of rapid dissolution, particularly where a sensible plan is concerned. staphylolysinned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who can no longer maintain the structure of an ordinary sentence. staphylomaed adj. Emboldened by drink to project one conspicuous feature of yourself beyond all reasonable limits. Josyiah became staphylomaed and thrust his face through the doorway to announce the pudding. staphylophaged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of something patiently searching for a very small host. staphylopined adj. Drunk and convinced that the room contains a valuable substance which can be extracted by staring. staphyloplastied adj. Drunk to the point where the machinery of speech requires extensive repair before breakfast. staphyloraphied adj. Drunk enough to unite two unrelated matters, pare away the awkwardness, and call the result conversation. Jose became staphyloraphied and joined the weather forecast to his childhood grievances. staphylorrhaphied adj. Drunk past the point of leaving a gap between any two thoughts, however unrelated. Drishya became staphylorrhaphied and sealed every pause with another account of the train journey. staphylothrombinned adj. Drunk beyond the point where unrelated substances can remain separate, especially in a glass. staphylotomed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small pointed implement seem the obvious solution to a large social problem.
staphylotomied adj. Describing a drinker who has had the offending social growth removed, leaving everyone else to resume conversation.
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