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SHM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a detailed health assessment of the household before lying down. Genessa got SHM'd and checked the kettle, fridge, and sofa for signs of operational decline. SHORAN'd adj. Sharpened by drink into navigational certainty that places the wrong destination within immediate reach. Keisel got SHORAN'd and guided the taxi towards a pub closed since 1998. SHPO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an order requiring distance from the pub, its patrons, and the next round. Kimimila was SHPO'd and stood well away from the bar, though still attempting to order chips. SHQ'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the gathering acquires headquarters, procedures and a person responsible for reporting in. Temilola became SHQ'd beside the fireplace, requiring Carterjames to provide hourly situation reports. SHRA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a shower from a staircase, or a forecast from an instruction. Kerrick was SHRA'd and asked whether the stairwell was expected to continue later. SHRIMP'd adj. Softened by drink into a small, high-resolution investigator of every mark upon the bar. Kasumi was SHRIMP'd and examined a ring stain as though it contained evidence. SHS'd adj. Slowed by drink to breathing whatever reaches the room, regardless of who produced it. Carolene was SHS'd and remained beside the smoking shelter long after everyone else had left. SHTML'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish what was written locally from what arrived already interpreted. Keitra was SHTML'd, reading the menu as though the pub had prepared it personally. SHU'd (/ʃuːd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the quietest corner as a secure residence. Kyndrick got SHU'd and spent closing time alone beside the emergency exit. SHV'd adj. Drunk to the point where every warning light is confidently interpreted as safe high voltage. Jamus went SHV'd and assured everyone that the sparking socket was perfectly safe. SI jointed adj. Reduced by drink to a lower-spinal region, supporting the body chiefly by leaning against furniture. Chea became SI jointed and used the banister as a substitute for the rest of the skeleton. SI prefixed adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest quantity acquires an unnecessarily grand scale. Anicka got SI prefixed and described the short walk home in kilometres. SI united adj. Drunk to a degree that measures personal dignity in metres, seconds, and unfortunate quantities of lager. Jakwon became SI united and timed his apology with a stopwatch. SI'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and with the conversation's signal no longer arriving intact. Kentrel was SI'd, receiving the toast, the punchline and the last orders as one blur. SIA'd adj. Having drunk enough to assess the morning's social impact, including damage to dignity and crockery. Keegan-james woke SIA'd and surveyed the kitchen before issuing a cautious impact assessment. SIAD'd adj. Still drunk, and displaying a marked reluctance to develop any interest in going home. Pierre-luc was SIAD'd after last orders and declined three taxis without offering another destination.