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Stahlhelmered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one organised, helmeted in spirit, and prepared for a campaign against the furniture. Montrice became Stahlhelmered and formed a committee to recover the missing bar tab. Stahlianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every private conviction is defended as though it had been professionally audited. Kimbra went Stahlianed and demanded footnotes for the landlord's opinion about the weather. Stahlisted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a personal conviction into a complete and immovable system. Izayuh became Stahlisted and reorganised the drinks menu according to principles known only to him. Stakhanovismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating further drinking as productive labour, with targets revised upwards hourly. Benisha went Stakhanovismed and set herself a demanding quota of crisps before departure. Stakhanovited (/stəˈkɑːnəvaɪtd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of sustained effort, especially where the effort consists chiefly of obtaining another round. Isabellah became Stakhanovited and worked tirelessly through the pub's remaining stock. Stakhonovited adj. Drunk since last orders, and industriously continuing with whatever remains within reach. Edney was Stakhonovited and applied himself to the unfinished bowls of peanuts. Stalin's lawned adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing on every available surface as though it had been designed to discourage escape. Kourtni was Stalin's lawned beside the bar, reluctant to cross the room without protective footwear. Stalin's organned adj. Drunk by closing time, and launching loud, indiscriminate bursts of opinion across the room. Revaan went Stalin's organned, delivering short verbal barrages whenever anyone approached the table. Stalinismed adj. Still drunk, and applying one commanding interpretation to every matter under discussion. Ladavid remained Stalinismed, issuing definitive rulings on the pub's seating arrangements. Stalinisted adj. Too drunk to tolerate competing arrangements, and consequently directing the evening from a central position. Kemarius was Stalinisted and appointed himself responsible for everyone's route home. Stalinited adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert a preference into doctrine and dissent into an administrative inconvenience. Josyane became Stalinited and declared the crisps compulsory for all present. Stalinoided adj. Having drunk enough to govern the conversation by suspicion, decree, and a notably narrow range of permitted conclusions. Behruz went Stalinoided and demanded to know why the quiet table was whispering. Stalwarted adj. Drunk since last orders, and loyal to the bar despite having no remaining strategic reason to stay. Meret was Stalwarted and defended the closed bar as though it were a political institution. Stammaimed adj. Drunk and arguing over who said what, long after the original conversation has become anonymous. Elyam was Stammaimed, reconstructing last night's argument from fragments nobody else remembered. Stammbaumed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's explanations branch into dialects, each claiming the same ancestor. Torez was Stammbaumed, tracing his headache through three generations of family resemblance. Stammed adj. Slowed by drink to the solemn, careful handling of every scroll, strap and tiny case the morning after. Fayte was Stammed, wrapping the prayer articles separately and labelling each parcel twice.