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star noted adj. Drunk, with the result that every failed step is carefully recorded and repeated for control purposes. star of Verginaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one radiate authority while walking decisively in the wrong direction. star packered adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing oneself marshal of the stairs and enforcing a doubtful order. star pagodaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and balancing like a small golden structure whose foundation has given way. star passed adj. Drunk by the third round, and transferring control of the body to whichever foot moves next. Lokesh went star passed before the stairs, handing each step to the wrong foot. star picketed adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing in three rigid directions at once for structural support. star pined adj. Still drunk, and leaning towards the nearest support with the patient droop of a tree. star plated adj. Too drunk to move without first securing every direction with an imaginary anchor. Lea went star plated on the landing and attempted to tie herself to the wall. star plotted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat walking as a multivariable graph whose axes keep moving. star polygonned adj. Having drunk more than the available vertices can accommodate, and joining each step to the wrong one. Samarpreet went star polygonned on the staircase, crossing between landings without consistency. star polyhedronned adj. You have drunk enough to become partly non-convex, particularly when negotiating a landing. star polymered adj. You are drunk and assembled from several reaching limbs attached to one uncertain centre. star prisonered adj. Of a drinker: making a first custodial sentence of the staircase, unable to negotiate its repeated bars. star prized adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the successful hailing of a cab as the evening's supreme achievement, worthy of announcement. star projectored adj. Describing a drinker who casts a wandering gaze across the room as though projecting celestial objects. star qualitied adj. A drinker who has charisma enough to disguise, briefly, a serious decline in coordination. Annie-claude went star qualitied, charming the room while missing the final stair.