star-fuckered
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star-fuckered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake celebrity proximity for a sound basis for romance. Tadao star-fuckered beside a minor television personality, mistaking proximity for a promising romantic strategy. star-makered adj. The condition of a drinker who turns whoever fetches water into a celebrated domestic entertainer.
star-mapped adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every visible light a position, significance and improbable name. star-nosed moled adj. Describing a drinker who investigates every surface with twenty-two separate suspicions. star-of-Bethlehemed adj. A drinker who has arranged themselves among the room's pale flowers and forgotten the route home. Minea was star-of-Bethlehemed among the pale flowers, having misplaced the route home. star-of-the-earthed adj. A drinker so far gone that the ground appears to have appointed them its principal botanical emblem. Micael was star-of-the-earthed, inspecting the lawn as though it were a distinguished specimen. star-reeded adj. The state of being drunk and recommending a bitter South American plant for ailments no one has mentioned. Kahmora became star-reeded and prescribed the Peruvian plant to Jaks. star-shelled adj. Having drunk more than the last bus can reasonably be expected to accommodate. star-showered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the departing taxis for falling lights and chosen one by instinct. star-thistled adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at sociability meets a decorative but unmistakable prick. star-vehicled adj. Loosened by drink into a starring role in a production chiefly concerned with finding a taxi. starbased adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a remote operational headquarters among the ceiling lights. starbathed adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening exposed to starlight and now considers it therapeutic. Ruthey grew starbathed and stood in the garden receiving Renai's practical advice. starbeamed adj. Reduced by drink to emitting one intense, visible ray of attention at whoever is nearest. starbirthed adj. Softened by drink into forming a new and luminous personality, with no supporting evidence.
starboarded (/ˈstɑː.bədd/) adj. Loosened by drink into drifting consistently towards the right-hand side of any available passage.