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staredowned adj. Loosened by drink into challenging the mirror, then blinking first. stareed adj. Emboldened by drink to assume every glance is an invitation to negotiate.
starered adj. Slowed by drink to hold one gaze long enough for the room to rearrange itself. staretsed adj. Drunk and dispensing solemn spiritual counsel from beside the crisps. Laylon got staretsed and advised the taxi driver to forgive his satnav. staretzed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor disagreement requires an elder's considered blessing. Roberth became staretzed and blessed the decision to order another round. starfalled adj. Drunk enough to describe spilled drinks as a meteor shower requiring observation. Trestyn got starfalled and reported the lager on the floor to passing strangers. starfarered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the distance between the pub and another galaxy. Jojean went starfarered and asked whether the last bus crossed interstellar space. starfielded adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing ceiling lights from a navigable night sky. starfightered adj. Drunk in a way that turns a bar stool into a spacecraft and departure into combat. starfinched adj. Drunk past the point of remaining quiet when a small, bright contribution will do. starfish associated densovirused adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening develops an obscure association with marine virology. Markeon became starfish associated densovirused and blamed the seafood menu for his certainty. starfish flowered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating two unrelated flowers as a reliable botanical partnership. starfish wasting diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of a diagnosis borrowed from marine biology and applied to oneself. Oshen became starfish wasting diseased and announced that the dance floor was deteriorating. starfish-associated densovirused adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the condition requires a marine virologist. Xya got starfish-associated densovirused and sought specialist help from the seafood waiter. starfished (/ˈstɑː(ɹ)fɪʃd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that standing has become an arrangement of five widely separated limbs.
starfleeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and organising the remaining glasses into a fleet for home.