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starflowered adj. Still drunk, and prescribing borage oil with the confidence of a country apothecary. starfrontleted adj. Too drunk to land anywhere discreetly, but still hovering with hummingbird confidence. Rittney became starfrontleted and hovered beside the buffet without choosing anything.
starfruited adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a five-pointed shape in most available refreshments. starfuckered adj. Having drunk enough to pursue association with anyone famous, including a cardboard cut-out. starfuckinged adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits before attempting celebrity relations by proxy. stargated adj. You have drunk enough to treat the lavatory door as a traversable portal to another location. Rubaani became stargated and emerged from the toilets convinced she had crossed counties. stargazered (/ˈstɑɹˌɡeɪzɚd/) adj. You are drunk and consulting the ceiling for astronomical guidance before making a decision. stargazey pied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the fish are meant to remain in the pie. stargazinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen light from a constellation, and now studying both. stargazinned adj. Of a drinker: neurologically certain, after several rounds, that every impulse is a transmembrane signal. stargazy pied adj. Drunk in a way that makes a baked fish pie seem to be observing the room. Everlynn was stargazy pied, watching the room like a baked fish supper. stargrassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and growing quietly over the conversation. Gracianna was stargrassed and contributed less as the table became more expansive. starhooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kitchen ceiling seem suitable for celebrity. staring contested adj. Too drunk to maintain eye contact with a kettle without conceding defeat. staring spelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and briefly unavailable to anyone speaking from the kitchen doorway.
staringed (/ˈstɛəɹɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of studying the same cold cup as though it contained instructions.